Sheet Struggles Gifts

Ghost appears to be struggling within sheet. Fellow ghost says: 'I warned you never to use fitted sheets.'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

"That's more like it Perkins..!!"

'Lou you have never gotten comfy with spreadsheets, have you?'

"Now the board will hear from Todd from Accounting with his free verse composition 'My Mistress, Brash and Beguiling – the Third Quarter Numbers.'"

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

'I'm important to note we really are trying hard.'

"Here - I've no use for spreadsheets where I'm going."

Sleeping musician

'Sir! We're all doomed! It's a fitted sheet! How can we ever hope to stop something we can't even fold?!'

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

'Unfortunately, the next big thing on our agenda is our quarterly loss.'

Precussionist

"I need backup on 'D' Wing — they've built another den!"

Musical washing

'That should discourage my imitators.'

"The bed sheet rope made me think plant hanger and then window treatment. It all just started coming together."

Business School.

'Oh. Did I startle you!?'

'My client is a genius composer. He writes all the spaces between the notes.'

Fiscal projections on the spreadsheet of life.

"Great job, Johnson! The budget changed last month. We need you to redo the whole thing."

"My only problem with fiscal restraint is the restraint part."

1 Quarterly Report

"I saw you flirting with that egyptian queen-size, high-thread-count hussy... from now on you're invisible to me."

One thing about Martin...you could NEVER doubt his passion for the job ...and this is my dance of the third quarter improved productivity figures.

"These are very disturbing figures, so I put smiley faces on all the zeroes."

On Ilkley Moor Bartok.

Beethoven's last.

'You've been to business meetings and business lunches - believe me, you'll get used to business jogs.'

Cell players has the music score on top of the cello.

The Fitted Sheet - Henri Matisse

"Everybody back! This man's swallowed his nose! Don't panic, I'm a sheet metal worker! Someone bring me a pail of water and a catcher's mitt!"