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'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

Sheep Ledger

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Static cling."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Going Down?

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

Fricka arrives.

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

Man has a dream about a clumsy sheep.

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

A (P)ram.

'Tsk...woolly thinking again.'