Sheep Spotters Mugs

'I've thought the same thing myself. He certainly doesn't look like any of us.'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

EWE 2.

Please Drove Carefully.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Sheep Ledger

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Thoughts of EWE keep running through my mind.

"Static cling."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Going Down?

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

"You can always count on me."

'I'm banging out some bitchin' bleats!'

Fricka arrives.

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

'I so wish we had found the shears in the shipwreck...'

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

"It's about bloody time you turned up!"

A (P)ram.