Shaved Ice Enthusiast Gifts

"I ran out of ice."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Ice skater

Panettone

The Hockey World

Ice Skater

Baking

"You call this ice?"

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

Trawling for Fish.

The Nanuit Have 2,027 Words For Snow, But, After Awhile, They Just Talk About Something Else...

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"We used to be cooler."

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"My wife ordered ICE coffee!"

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"I hear they can freeze you until they discover a cure."

Man Skating With Dog.

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"Drat!. . . We've run out of ice..."

Giant Ice Skates

Ice skating

Caveman Under the Hockey Ice

Coldsaurus

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Hockey Goal

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

'Torville and Cow'.