Shark Phobia Survivor Gifts

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Shark infested custard!

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'I hate evolution!'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

Card shark

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

shark on cricket crease

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

"He made millions and we got a bad rap. Why has no one eaten Spielberg?"

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'Of course, here in Australia we have to learn to contend with vineyard pests that are unique to our locale.'

Stage Fright.

How Lawyers Evolved.

'I blame my careers advisor. In a species whose teeth are continually replaced, there just isn't much call for dentistry.'

'Hi! I'm Nukee, the nuclear power mascot! You'll be seeing lots of me & I'll be seeing lots of you!

Seaworld great whites.

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"'Why am I up here?' you ask! Let me give you a tip, bro; walking on land is the only way to go, if you want to avoid extinction!"

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

Dave realised he was facing the interview panel from hell.