Shark Phobia Survivor Gifts

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

Shark infested custard!

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'I hate evolution!'

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

"What on earth were you thinking when you named your boat?"

Card shark

"The reason you're not popular is...well...you smell like shark repellant."

"I'm a Doctor and I was in the house, but I have on stage presence."

"Like I know, dude...but this wave is so awesome!"

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

shark on cricket crease

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

'Of course, here in Australia we have to learn to contend with vineyard pests that are unique to our locale.'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

Stage Fright.

"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."

How Lawyers Evolved.

"'Why am I up here?' you ask! Let me give you a tip, bro; walking on land is the only way to go, if you want to avoid extinction!"

'Hi! I'm Nukee, the nuclear power mascot! You'll be seeing lots of me & I'll be seeing lots of you!

'I blame my careers advisor. In a species whose teeth are continually replaced, there just isn't much call for dentistry.'

Seaworld great whites.

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"And this flag, my son, means "Divers Below"..."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"But the travel agent said the beach was safe. Did you go into the water?"

"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."

"Hi there, big guy!"