"Press 1 to hear all about our services online even though all you really wanted was to talk to an actual person in person so bad luck there. . . Press 2 to throw the phone down in disgust..."
Phone Phobia Survivor Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a phone phobia survivor? Our collection combines humor, hope, and creativity, featuring designs that acknowledge their journey with empathy and wit. These products are perfect for inspiring confidence and adding a touch of lightheartedness to their day. Whether it's a comforting mug, a stylish t-shirt, a cozy pillow, or an artful print, each item celebrates their strength and unique path. Show them they’re not alone with gifts that speak from the heart and bring a smile.
"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"
"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"
'Who wants to be examined first?'
"I'll be a bit late... sorry."
'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'
"He said his screen is frozen again."
Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.
'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.
Modern Narcissism
'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'
"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."
Pizza Delivery Delays
"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."
Automated customer service.
'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'
"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."
"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."
Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.
"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."
"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."
"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"
"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."
Evolution
I told you not to text and spin, Simone.
"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."
Houdini 2019
"... Or, if you're tired of listening to all of these automated options and would like to cancel your call, press 9."
'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'
The Perils Of Texting While Conducting.
Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass
'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'
'Oh, drat. My cell phone battery is dead.'
"Er, no. He's out at the moment."
A frog answers a phone
Phone Phobia Survivor Gifts Collection
Phone Phobia Survivor Mugs
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Phone Phobia Survivor Pillows
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Phone Phobia Survivor Prints
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Phone Phobia Survivor T-Shirts
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