"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."
Phone Phobia Fighter Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a phone phobia fighter? Our collection combines humor with understanding, perfect for encouraging confidence while respecting their needs. Whether humor on a mug or a casual t-shirt, find something that celebrates their journey. These comforting, witty items are great for showing support and making them smile as they navigate their phone-free path.
Telephone Phobics Society
Dog Nightmares
"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"
"I'll be a bit late... sorry."
Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.
'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.
Modern Narcissism
'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'
"Mr. Carley, would you like to begin today’s session?" "Claustrophobic's therapy session today at 2:00"
'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'
I just can't understand Ho9w anyone could be afraid of clowns.
"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."
Pizza Delivery Delays
Automated customer service.
What's Their Secret?
"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."
"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."
"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"
"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."
"I wish I had known you have arachnophobia before I paid."
Death By Mattress
"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."
Evolution
The Wheel of Life
Houdini 2019
"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."
'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'
"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."
'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'
The Perils Of Texting While Conducting.
Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse
I told you not to text and spin, Simone.
"Technology is addicting, but you're making progress. Now, hit exit - your time was up hours ago."
Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass
Phone Phobia Fighter Gifts Collection
Phone Phobia Fighter Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for phone phobia fighters—great for everyday encouragement and humor.
Phone Phobia Fighter Pillows
Find pillows that provide cozy reassurance and motivational designs for phone phobia fighters.
Phone Phobia Fighter Prints
Discover wall art and prints that celebrate progress and encourage confidence in overcoming phone fears.
Phone Phobia Fighter T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts crafted for those overcoming phone anxiety—comfortable, stylish, and supportive.