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Telephone-phobic Gifts
Looking for a gift that respects their aversion to phone calls? Our collection offers witty and charming products that celebrate their love for simplicity and quiet moments. Find something they'll genuinely appreciate, whether they prefer mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or prints, all designed to bring a smile to their face without the ringing.
"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"
Grandma's caf
"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."
"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."
High speed cinder block
"I'll be a bit late... sorry."
Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.
Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.
'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.
Modern Narcissism
'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'
"Tarzan no want computer."
"Can we wrap this up? Our phones need charging."
"Look, you guys call here all the time and we keep telling you - we don't tale telemarketing calls! If you call one more time, I..."
'Would you stop with the Twitter alerts already? I'm standing right behind you.'
Pizza Delivery Delays
"Doctor, your client with the multiple personality disorder, is on lines one, two, three and four."
"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."
"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."
Pensioners and Phones
Call centre musicians
"OMG! The PDA was 2 much. I was lol. . . Oh, sorry Daddy, I'm just so use to texting!"
"Can I call you back? I'm right in the middle of something."
Evolution
The Perils Of Texting While Conducting.
"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."
I told you not to text and spin, Simone.
'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'
Houdini 2019
'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'
"This ‘no BlackBerrys in the conference room’ rule is killing me."
Champagne cork stopping sand in hourglass
'I'm sorry but the manager doesn't like me taking calls at work!'
'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'
Telephone-phobic Gifts Collection
Telephone-phobic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed specifically for those who prefer silence over ringing. Find your perfect gift and make their morning coffee even brighter.
Telephone-phobic Pillows
Browse our pillows that celebrate their love for peaceful moments. A humorous touch for any cozy corner of their home.
Telephone-phobic Prints
Check out our prints that playfully acknowledge their telephone aversion. Unique decor that makes a statement and sparks conversations.
Telephone-phobic T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that humorously highlight their dislike for phone calls. Perfect for casual outings or lounging around without any ringing interruptions.