Shark Fishing T-Shirts

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

Bitchbark Canoe

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Not that net!'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Local Knowledge

Beach con-man.

Desert Island Meals.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

reincarnated worm...

Horror movies

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

The one that got away

Fly Fishing

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Bears catching fish

Fishing sign.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Piranhaclaus

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Fishing Tales