Shark Fan With A Legal Twist Gifts

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The Food Chain

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Heads or tails?"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Sand danger

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Ice Fishing

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Natural selection.

"I brought a pound cake in case they don't like the chum." Shark Hunting With Mom

Oh Darling, you've got a bit of surfer stuck in you teeth.