Sharing Skeptic Gifts

"I draw the line at flip-flops shares."

"My pronouns are I, me, and mine."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

UK border controls relaxed.

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Studies show foods work miracles!

CIA report

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

I.T. Fear

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Computer Class.

Why do you hate the media?

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Privacy

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Classic News.

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Big Brother.