Shampooing Pillows

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

Tsunami for fleas

"You need to stop borrowing my Jennifer Aniston Shampoo."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Haircuts

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Shampoo.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Lesser known greek gods,

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Bathing the dog

Rapunzel in the Morning

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"Too much concealer?"

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

Dating is so expensive...

Emergency Hipster Beard

Dogs shaving

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp