Shampooing Prints

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

Tsunami for fleas

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

Haircuts

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

Lesser known greek gods,

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

Shampoo.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Rapunzel in the Morning

Bathing the dog

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

"Too much concealer?"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Dating is so expensive...

Emergency Hipster Beard

Dogs shaving

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'