Shower Prints

"I knew it! You're tired of my fresh spicy scent!"

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

Karaoke night.

Bird Bath.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

An idea box in a shower

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

Rutger Shower

Wisely, many wedding planners are hiring refs to monitor the bouquet toss.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Vanity artist

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

A Centaur Taking A Shower

Bathing.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Bathing and Showering.

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

'He heard the question, Reverend. He's sleeping on it.'

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"