Shower Mugs

"I knew it! You're tired of my fresh spicy scent!"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Bird Bath.

An idea box in a shower

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

'Fortunately, the Almighty is compassionate, kind, understanding, and hopefully tone deaf.'

'Household water use'

'I take a cold shower every morning... right after my daughters have taken hot ones.'

'You know, they call me 'Stinkin' rich' because I even have an employee who takes a shower for me every morning!'

Vanity artist

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

A Centaur Taking A Shower

Bathing.

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Bathing and Showering.

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

I'm just saying he picked a hell of a time to have a Susan Boyle moment.

"I have to admit, Donald is a little possessive."

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

My Musical Influences

"Our staff here at the practice believe in 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration, so I had these showers installed."