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"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

Eugene Ionesco

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Arcade Game Baseball.

Life in the Fast Lane.

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

I'm not buying a $25 set of boring hooded towels off a big box store baby shower registry. Mom fights the man! The local baby boutique will have a hipper selection. So true! Catch those adorable all-organic, artist-designed towels! Cute! And only $55 each! My pretentions are never cheap!

'Got anything for a headache?'

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

'Gee, Doc; why the long face?'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Monster Souvenir

'And just where did you study medicine?'

Even Godzilla is taking precautions!

Bookworm Romance

Manga study #2