Shaman Admirer T-Shirts

"No! I get the zombie. The little guy gets the banana daiquiri. Slim, here, gets the Presbyterian!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

Phoenix

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Unicorn Working From Home

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Meowlzebub

History of Cartooning.

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Fishy tail.

Fear of Flying Seminar

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

Beware of the Dragon

Purple Fairy

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

Better Gnomes.

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Loch Ness Monster

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Factory Recall Unicorn.

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

'Well, that was a mismatch. . . ok, we need a volunteer - who wants to guard Godzilla?'

Elementary Genetics

'Boy you light my fire!'