Shaman Admirer T-Shirts

"No! I get the zombie. The little guy gets the banana daiquiri. Slim, here, gets the Presbyterian!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Unicorn Working From Home

Phoenix

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Meowlzebub

Fishy tail.

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Fear of Flying Seminar

Beware of the Dragon

Purple Fairy

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Loch Ness Monster

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

'He's the star of a new medical series.'

Factory Recall Unicorn.

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

Elementary Genetics

'Boy you light my fire!'

Monster Sale: "And just what sort of monster is madam looking for?"