Sexual Identity Champion Pillows

"You know, Ben, it's really cute how secure you are in your sexuality."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

'Who gets the decaf?'

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"We don't pay you less because you're a woman.. we pay you less because we're men!"

Flag bearers

Shall I be mother?

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

Candidate Emmer explains lowering food servers wages.

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

Beggar tosses money to the 1%.

"Unfortunately my boss would rather that I show femur instead of backbone."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Darfur is ignored by politicians.

"Can't we put in something about rich white guys don't have to pay taxes?"

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

Anti-immigrant discourse

'I have way too much respect and dignity to dye the grey out of my hair... so instead could you all just put on these brown-tinted glasses.'

Mine problems

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

Growing inequality

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"Do you promise to love and comfort yourself, on good days and bad, for richer, for poorer, in weight gain and loss, as long as you shall live?"

Local wildlife bringing an old beggar food.

"I hope that this is just a riot of passage."

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'Well, I must be going. I have some shopping to do with the money you saved by acting as your own lawyer.'

'We're really the same, me and you. Same manufacturer even.'