Sewer Humorists Pillows

"But plague spreading is all I know?"

At the rock concert...

The return of Miss Subways

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

Instant Gratification service desk (with a long queue and delay)

Easter Island Safe Distancing Barber Queue

'Under this blubber, pal, there are abs and muscle you wouldn't believe!'

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

'He's clever alright-just watch him dry up when it's HIS round!'

Sandwich Bar.

Fly having an idea.

"I'm not sure I can really help you. I've dealt with hundreds of rodent infestations, but I've never even heard of Beerkats!"

Hot Water from the bath.

Toilet door. Table for one!

"They have been given one minute to get out of town."

'Dinner will be washed in five minutes guys...'

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

"To be fair - he DID say he was going to rearrange your face...!"

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"

Witch on broom followed by witch on hangglider dustpan

'Yeah, I think we might need to call a plumber. It's overflowing again.'

'Your tip just went down substantially!'

Stand in the Q.

'That perfume you're wearing smells funny. I love it!'

A Doctor sewing up a Patient's incision with a sewing machine.

'Who's next'

'Sorry buddy, this one's taken.'

Post Office (packages for delivery)

Does THAT satisfy your commitment to the Trade Description Act?

Bob Becket HMS Pinafore