Settling In Gifts

A mover is told to put the fire in the fireplace.

LAY ZEE FUK

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"You've changed."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

Love is when you watch television together.

Layer cake

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

Pyjama party

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"You're hogging the covers again!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'Whaddya mean, 'Quit hogging the blanket'? There's a blanket in here?

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Unconditional Loveseat

"I hate it when they put kittens in the impulse buying section."