Settling Down Gifts

'No, Harry - your roots are here!'

"You know what I like about L.A.? We don't have to be interesting anymore."

Randy, you're older than I am. Have you thought of maybe settling down and having kids? Because if you do, that means I'm next in line. So the longer you put it off, the more time I've got. I don

"Randy, you're older than I am. Have you thought of maybe settling down and having kids?"

Another day in the lifestyles of the rich and famous...

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Why does our talk on starting a family always coincide with you vaping?"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Club Antisocial

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'Race you to the nearest lap?'

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'Look, I'll be brief. I love you, let's eat and hit the sack.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'Anything good on the telly tonight? Yes dear the vase!'

The following story is based on actual events.

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"