Setting Up A Home Gym Pillows

'It's my new exercise machine, I lost 20 pounds putting it together, I've already got my money's worth out of it,'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'With the handy remote you can adjust your exercise program from the couch.'

Fitness Equipment. Home Gym. Who do people buy expensive exercise equipment? Because they don't have tails to chase.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'The warranty on that one is 500 miles, or until you get rubber legs.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

"Well! I'm glad to hear you're finally using that tread mill!"

Sisyphus during Covid

Keep Fit.

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Exercising in Confinement

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Sport

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Self-Isolating Hamster

Segway Workout

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

'Judging by the boulder, sticks and rope, I think it's time to update your exercise equipment.'

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve