New Home Gym Setup Pillows

'The directions were easy to understand...until you got past step 2.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

Sisyphus during Covid

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

Rowing machine on a river.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Exercising in Confinement

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

'... And this is the home gym, where we hang all our clothes.'

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

'Don't you think its time you packed in doing press ups?'

'Judging by the boulder, sticks and rope, I think it's time to update your exercise equipment.'

'It's my new exercise machine, I lost 20 pounds putting it together, I've already got my money's worth out of it,'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

I know it's not on the yoga dvd but a spider crawled up my sleeve

Fitness Equipment. Home Gym. Who do people buy expensive exercise equipment? Because they don't have tails to chase.

Just one moment dear.

With exercise equipment, it goes on layaway after I buy it.

'I wasn't aware I needed a helmet.'

"Given the coronavirus, you're all going have to work at home."