Seti Pillows

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"First class, or with children?"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Airlines

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Little league world series of poker.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Yearbook

A day at the races

'Are we there yet?'

Bullseye!

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race