Serving Time Pillows

'I need a new hobby in here. I used to be into creative accounting.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"You do like octopus?"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"Rump roast?"

"You keep impeccable time."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

WAITING ROOM

'What if someone says 'everything is not alright'?'

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'We don't bring you anything. That's the surprise part.'

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"Hey! Waiter! This is a dessert wine!"

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."