Meal Times Pillows

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"You do like octopus?"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"You keep impeccable time."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Please don't kill me."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

Soup Surprise

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

Brunch for Cows

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

To the best gran in the world.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

Catering for a large family.

Woman opens sushi box.

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack. BW

312 - Eat A Lot On The First Date