Meal Times Pillows

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"You do like octopus?"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"You keep impeccable time."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Please don't kill me."

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"I think what I love most is the smile on her face as she feeds me!"

'Hello Sir. I'm Jeff, and I'll be kissing your butt all evening in the hope of getting a decent tip.'

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

Soup Surprise

'She does great things with leftovers. . .She throws them out.'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

Master of the house states that he will be detained in the city on business when he learns that there is cold mutton for dinner.

"Save some for Daddy, Buttercup."

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

Brunch for Cows

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

To the best gran in the world.

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

Catering for a large family.

Woman opens sushi box.

312 - Eat A Lot On The First Date