Service Sector Solidarity Gifts

"Snap out of it, Demos! You think you're the only one who's ever had waiter's block?"

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

"Here's something extra to cover his lousy tip. Blame his fifth grade math teacher."

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"More croutons, sir?"

International Women's Day

'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

The Waiter

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'

"You gave me the wrong drink. I demand a total refund!!" "OK. Where's the drink?" "What do you mean? I drank it. It wasn't till I was done that I realized it was the wrong drink. The right drink leaves a different aftertaste." "You can't finish the drink and then ask for a refund. That's not how it works." "You didn't tell me that before I paid for the wrong drink. So that's on you." "That's not how it works!"

"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'No tipping please.'

Health care success #4

"Isn't it enough we tip well? Must we also like him on Facebook and follow him on Twitter?"

"Before you speak to the manager, we want to congratulate you on being our one millionth irate customer."

"Maybe you're not underemployed - maybe you're just overeducated."

'We are not responsible for any coats that might fit a member of staff.'

'Our compliments to the dishwasher.'

"Relax―all I want is a good table."

"Sorry for the delay, sir - the 'catch of the day' turned on us."

'No, I'm not wearing high heels. I look taller because the minimum wage will increase and now I can stand taller.'

"If you can read this, tell me if I need to hike up my pants."

"There - now it's a mashed potato. Anything else?"

Too rare perhaps?

"I read that 40% of us have to take a second job just to make ends meet...It's a disgrace!"

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

"I don’t remember there being a tip jar the last time we were here."

'You've got to give it to Jim, there's nothing he won't do for his customers.'

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"I want three of you serving customers all day - two if we get busy."