"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."
Service Industry Professional Pillows
Add comfort and humor to their space with pillows that recognize their dedication. Great for home or work, these pillows keep them cozy and appreciated.
"Desktops are off-limits. Anything on the floor is sweepers-keepers."
The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'
"I can't take the job in customer relations. I hate the customers. How can I possibly deal with their relatives?"
"A large Coke and an order of fries."
'While no one questions your abilities as a doorman, Cliff, we've decided to replace you with this wedge of wood.'
"Sorry we can no longer supply a free tick removal service."
Customer Disservice
"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."
Phone being served
'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'
'Your call is of limited interest to us. Please hold in the vain hope that you are next in the queue...'
I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.
"He's my cousin. It's just until he can find a new restaurant to work in."
"Allow Me"
"I'm up to here in fun."
"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."
"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"
A midwife and a waiter pass through a set of double doors.
"The Wi-Fi password is 'Don't call me sweetie.'"
"This is our soft opening."
"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."
"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"
"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."
'Would you like a balloon with that?'
Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.
'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'
'The customer is always right...'
"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."
'Why, yes, I remember you. May I suggest an undrinkable pinot grigio that goes well with a bad tip?'
"Seat yourself. Grab a menu. Take any table. Hey, you know how to cook?"
'Not for what I'm getting paid!'
"Be careful, this plate is… never mind."
"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."
'Having a family life and juggling two jobs? Isn't that a contradiction in terms?'
Service Industry Professional Pillows Collection
Service Industry Professional Mugs
Looking for more ways to appreciate a service worker? Explore our range of mugs that celebrate their profession with humor and warmth.
Service Industry Professional Prints
Decorate their work or home space with prints that honor their service profession—fun, thoughtful, and inspiring.
Service Industry Professional T-Shirts
Want to add some humor to their wardrobe? Check out our witty t-shirts perfect for service industry professionals who take pride in their work.