Sermonaterian Gifts

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"I hate open-mike night."

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

"Mum, Mum, the teacher has included some especially tricky choreography just for me in the school musical..."

God's Sticky Notes

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

Serenade for you...

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Double bass in space

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

Music from the moon.

"Nice, but not Pavarotti''

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

"But don't bother making up a schedule for all those projects. I've got all the time in the world now."

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

"Sandpipers."

"This is the rendezvous point where you'll make contact with the target and organically bring up if he things I'm cool."

Roy, orbiting.

Torture Insurance

Self-sacrifice to aid others

Conducting the Dawn Chorus.

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

Subway Chanteys

Moon crooner

'I'll swear you've been willing that cloudburst on us . . !'

"Your mommy, Caitlin, is a hired gun."

"Start spreadin' the news . . . I'm leavin' today . . . "

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

"It looks like we might all be able do a brunch on a Saturday three months from now."