Seamster Gifts

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

Arts and crafts

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

'It was this big. I swear'

Purple dress

Sew on a sequin!

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"...how would you rate me on a scale of nine to ten?"

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Is there a seamstress present?"

A tailor measuring a large man

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Harps and Embroidery.

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Sportknitting

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.