Seamster Gifts

Scissors cutting on the dotted line

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Arts and crafts

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Purple dress

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'It was this big. I swear'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Sew on a sequin!

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

"...how would you rate me on a scale of nine to ten?"

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

A tailor measuring a large man

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

Harps and Embroidery.

A tailor measuring a jacket.

Great Moments in Computer History: Betsy Ross sews the first bar code.