Seamstress Extraordinaire Gifts

F&E Tailoring. This isn't right! My hands are covered! I told it would fit like a glove!

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

I quilt therefore I am

"We can waste time and look for a solution or...just find a scapegoat?"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Arts and crafts

Belief and Trust.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'I solve so many work problems at home.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Purple dress

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Never ending to do list

Early Tech Support

Sew on a sequin!

"Stay-at-home mom" is a misnomer. I spend ten hours a day driving kids all over town!

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'I need it in a size two for now and a size five for when I put on my rebound weight.'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

A tailor measuring a large man

"Is there a seamstress present?"

'Muriel makes all her own clothes out of junk mail.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Harps and Embroidery.