Series Binger Gifts

'Look, I really do want to talk to you about last night's 'lost'... it just feels a little cliched to do it right here.'

The End: However, Stay tuned for spin-offs, sequels and imitations.

'There's nothing on.'

Star Wars Audience

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

'Write letters...call...save me! They're canceling my program...'

Ted had watched far to much TV: "Give it to me straight doc, is this my season finale?"

'I'll start my run at the next commercial break!!'

Claire Elizabeth Foy

"I'm spending way-y-y too much time watching my ultra-wide TV."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now that's Real TV!'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

"It's 100% commercials."

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

Wordplay: Me.

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

'Not another elimination show!'