Series Binger Mugs

'Look, I really do want to talk to you about last night's 'lost'... it just feels a little cliched to do it right here.'

The End: However, Stay tuned for spin-offs, sequels and imitations.

'There's nothing on.'

Star Wars Audience

"I need a little more drama like a ten part mini-series."

'Write letters...call...save me! They're canceling my program...'

Ted had watched far to much TV: "Give it to me straight doc, is this my season finale?"

'I'll start my run at the next commercial break!!'

"I'm spending way-y-y too much time watching my ultra-wide TV."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now that's Real TV!'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Wordplay: Me.

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"It's 100% commercials."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

'Not another elimination show!'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand