Tv Series Binger Mugs

Slob man says to fitness-fan wife: 'Couch potato is such an offensive term ... we prefer furniture-based leisure prioritisers.'

"Honey, it's either the cast of 'The Walking Dead' stopping by or... your parents."

"We're supposed to be operating online with a Dr Finklater from Kings, but I've got series 5 of the Walking Dead!"

'It seems to come later every year.'

'They are desperate for viewers...'

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

"I don't want a female doctor."

Tv Remote

"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'There's nothing on.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Star Wars Audience

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now that's Real TV!'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

Wordplay: Me.

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

"It's 100% commercials."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

'Not another elimination show!'

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

'I wish you'd hurry and decide which film you're going to sleep through.'