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Slob man says to fitness-fan wife: 'Couch potato is such an offensive term ... we prefer furniture-based leisure prioritisers.'

"Honey, it's either the cast of 'The Walking Dead' stopping by or... your parents."

'Launch Photon Torpedo. . .oh wait; there's a little hourglass thingy.'

"We're supposed to be operating online with a Dr Finklater from Kings, but I've got series 5 of the Walking Dead!"

'It seems to come later every year.'

'They are desperate for viewers...'

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

Maisie Williams

Lena Headey

"I don't want a female doctor."

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Jason Momoa

The Lone Ranger at Home

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"Oh no, have you heard about Prince Philip?"

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'There's nothing on.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Star Wars Audience

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now that's Real TV!'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"Can you do battle with him later?... He's watching, 'Game of Thrones'."

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"It's 100% commercials."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"