Tv Show Binger Pillows

'No, Joyce, it's not over yet. ... And for the last time, I have no idea who's going to win - it's a seesaw battle.'

'It's hard to believe summer's already over. Seems like I just sat down in front of the TV.'

Sex and the City.

Dehydrated women calling for her soap operas

Watching TV on the side.

'I feel much better now we're only watching environmentally shows on the tele,'

Martha Stewart's punishment - "Well, if you ask me, it might have been worse. The court could have sentenced me to watch all my old television programs."

'Look, I know this show is terrible and you know it's terrible. Now, shut up so we watch it.'

'Keep it down, will you?! I'm trying to watch the skiing weatherview!'

'Tommy move, I can't see the screen.'

Wordplay: Me.

Castaway finds a television.

"Time for the news, honey! Shall we watch your niche or mine?"

Oryx Antlers Signal

'How many times have we got to watch a turtle laying eggs?'

'This courtroom drama has made me want to sue, sue, sue.'

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

"Dinner will be ready soon, I hear the pizza truck rounding the corner."

"If only we could stay home and TiVo the Carlsons."

'Eight hundred million channels and there's still nothing good on!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I don't believe the "Smart TV" is the one always turning to women's beach volleyball."

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

'I must be some kind of cooking pervert. I only like to watch someone else do it.'

In a surprising development, Judge Judy today banned cameras from her courtroom.

Son, you were driving while watching tv on your cellphone. I wasn't really paying attention. To the tv! You and your gadget have the right to remain silent.

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

Spock visits the Orthopedics

"I'm just stating if a watched pot never boils, we could go finish the 5 minutes left of Handmaid's tale."

"You can skip past the actual harpooning."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'There's nothing on.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

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