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"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

The Philip Marlow family

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

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The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'They're very proud of me. I'm the first in my family to be convicted of a white-collar crime.'

"I'm not leading the witness; I'm winding up my segment on heinous crimes!"

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"A major crime publisher is interested in publishing your homework!"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Newton's Law and Order.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Young Stephen King

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

The Investigation

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

'Make it look like an accident.'

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'Sure we've got a lot of anger. We also got a lot cement.'