Serial Award Winner Gifts

"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

Star Wars Audience

Binge Watch

Succession 2

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"So that's where you were last night."

"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Employee of the month...

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

"God, I love this show!"

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

I guess I outta take science classes if I'm really going to help the environment. What for? You want to be a famous actress

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"You again, Paul?! Hey, you must know this ceremony inside out!"

'Mom, Dad, it's nice of you to visit me at the store, but you know, I am working.'

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

You've grazed the refrigerator, surfed the net, flipped the channels...for someone who doesn't move much, you sure do get around.

"He wins every year -- the man could sell an annuity to a mayfly."

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

All the stuff you need is here.

Ssomething tells me this award has gone to his head!