Serial Award Winner Gifts

"That's where everyone started getting sick of me."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

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Star Wars Audience

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

"So that's where you were last night."

"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Employee of the month...

'I think it's really tacky to make the salesperson of the month someone from another firm.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

Once again, Daisy had won the 'Employee of the Month' award...'

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"You again, Paul?! Hey, you must know this ceremony inside out!"

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

'Mom, Dad, it's nice of you to visit me at the store, but you know, I am working.'

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

"He wins every year -- the man could sell an annuity to a mayfly."

You've grazed the refrigerator, surfed the net, flipped the channels...for someone who doesn't move much, you sure do get around.

Missing the score on a split-screen TV

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