Sergeant Of Snacks T-Shirts

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Hungry child

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Bad for you but to die for

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"In da house"

Budget Munchies

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Christmas Canapes

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

Authentic Hot Dogs.

"I don't understand why kids' pants have so many pockets."

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'Drop the can opener!'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

Be aware of what your food is up to: protect yourself against snack attacks.

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'Jeff's Not Fast Enough' food stand.

"How's the diet going?"

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

"Oh, honey, I love it! A movie theater gift card and a new extra-large purse to sneak in the snacks!"