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"The first mistake was bringing donuts to a room full of muffin people."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Chez Nous Menu

Hungry child

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Not that sort of body building program!'

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Jewish Geometry

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Pull and all nighter...

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"In da house"

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

Making healthy eating bearable.

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Christmas Canapes

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

"Guac-A-Mole"