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"The first mistake was bringing donuts to a room full of muffin people."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Chez Nous Menu

Hungry child

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Jewish Geometry

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Pull and all nighter...

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

"In da house"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Making healthy eating bearable.

Christmas Canapes

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

"Guac-A-Mole"

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'