Serene Snoozer Gifts

Pianissimo

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

Bed Seasons

Sheep Ledger

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

Gone to seed.

"You're lucky you don't like worms. You get to sleep in."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

'Ed's always been a bit of a dreamer.'

"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."

Computing in the Cloud

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

Good luck with all the revision!!!

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

Cats don't like to let the people that they live with have a lie-in.

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"You're closer. You get it."

"I avoided the flu all winter...but spring fever finally got me."

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

Lawn mower, mowing round sunbather.

An Excellent Excuse.

"Nowadays, I not only sleep through Winter, I also nap through Spring, Summer and Autumn..."

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'I'm having difficulty dragging my butt out of bed each morning.'