Seo Satirist Gifts

"It's a content farm!!!!"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"You're fired."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Torturing the English Language

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

No-Work Orange

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Ghostwriting the Bible

Forlornaments: Tools to drain individual and team spirit

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

CIA report

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"Yes, one is a dog."

The Proust of Twitter

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

The prying mantis,

"Actually, it's more like a mouse race."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

'My door is always open. That's why I installed a tripwire.'