Sentimental Heirloom Appreciator Pillows

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Love Birds love dancing together

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"It was her mothers"

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"Long time no see!"

Jesus with mobile.

"When I was your age, a crackpot carried a 'The End Is Near' sign. He didn't tweet it."

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

Heirlooms of Tomorrow

'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"Howard used to be an Elvis look-alike."

Say it with flowers

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

"I'll miss you, Grandpa."

Leap Heir

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

"I don't want to be an alarmist, but there's a dumpster in the driveway."