Sentimental Gift Enthusiast Pillows

Say it with flowers

'Sure, I have lots of Rescue and Bravery Awards, but it's my first 'Best Daddy Award'...'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

CEO.

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

So what else did you get for your birthday?

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'It's my stool sample.'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

About Santa 2017.

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'You remembered our anniversary!'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

The wedding-day - first anniversary.

Nail Bar

I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?