Sentimental Gift Enthusiast Mugs

Say it with flowers

'Sure, I have lots of Rescue and Bravery Awards, but it's my first 'Best Daddy Award'...'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

CEO.

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

The Re-Giving Tree

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

Christmas Dwarves

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

So what else did you get for your birthday?

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

About Santa 2017.

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

'It's my stool sample.'

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

Father Goldfish: 'One day Son, this will all be yours.'

'You remembered our anniversary!'

'Eric, who gave me a handmade bookmark for Christmas, gets a 62 percent on the midterm. Ann gave me a mug. She gets a 71. Gina gave me a weekend for two in Vienna. She scored a 98!'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

'Son, that's not just your dad's playbook...It's a record of the hugs and kisses he gave you through the years.'

The wedding-day - first anniversary.