Thoughtful Gift Lover Mugs

"Pops, whatcha want for Christmas?"

King Kongs first christmas

CEO.

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

How the gift registry should really work

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

Hissy-fits for sale.

"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'You're not from around here, are you?'

About Santa 2017.

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'You remembered our anniversary!'

Sweet potatoes...

The wedding-day - first anniversary.

Say it with flowers