Thoughtful Gift Lover Mugs

"Pops, whatcha want for Christmas?"

King Kongs first christmas

CEO.

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

Cat on Computer Keyboard.

How the gift registry should really work

The Re-Giving Tree

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

Christmas Dwarves

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

"I'm going to have to ask you to accompany me to the Police Station!"

Hissy-fits for sale.

"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

"You don't think rum-filled centers would give his officers the wrong impression?"

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'You're not from around here, are you?'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

Jill was thrilled to receive a gift from Interflora, the romantic margarine delivery service.

'Didn't I tell you? We've decided to go public?'

"Trickle Down" Begins At Home

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

Beer Belly/Vodka Elbow

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

About Santa 2017.

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'Eric, who gave me a handmade bookmark for Christmas, gets a 62 percent on the midterm. Ann gave me a mug. She gets a 71. Gina gave me a weekend for two in Vienna. She scored a 98!'

Sweet potatoes...

'You remembered our anniversary!'

The wedding-day - first anniversary.