Whimsical Gift Enthusiast Mugs

So what else did you get for your birthday?

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Christmas Presents.

CEO.

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"I've been really craving Italian food for months now. Can you grab me two kilos of rigatoni, three kilos of fettuccini, and a bigger shell? The one I have is feeling a bit too tight lately."

"Pencil eraser."

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Read the card! Read the card!"

The Re-Giving Tree

I love you Geyser...

Survival kit

Christmas Dwarves

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

A giant cat sleeps fitfully with four humans on the bed

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"I'm lost. Also, I accidentally unplugged something."

A pianist uses a frog as a page turner.

Hunter hits duck with ejected shell.

Giant sandwich bags.

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

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'We tried everything...I'm afraid your husband's going to be a human.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

The AdRams Family no.29 - New Pentium Cow Processor

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

Great Moments in Beer

"Violets are blue Roses are red Enjoy the dead mouse I hid in your bed"

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"