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'Son, that's not just your dad's playbook...It's a record of the hugs and kisses he gave you through the years.'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

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Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

The Re-Giving Tree

"Read the card! Read the card!"

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

Christmas Dwarves

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

Adrenaline is flowing down there with lots of last-minute, panicked Christmas shoppers! The DNA is frantically looking for heirlooms that'll be passed on in succeeding generations. It seems no price is too high for the helium atom - it's buying everything! Meanwhile, the neutron can't charge and hasn't been able to buy a single gift! Tempers are getting short! A big nerve angered other shoppers by blatantly cutting in the checkout line! And there's a quarrel over a parking spot with a whit

So what else did you get for your birthday?

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."

Russian Doll Christmas

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

'It's my stool sample.'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

About Santa 2017.

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'Eric, who gave me a handmade bookmark for Christmas, gets a 62 percent on the midterm. Ann gave me a mug. She gets a 71. Gina gave me a weekend for two in Vienna. She scored a 98!'

'You remembered our anniversary!'

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Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

The wedding-day - first anniversary.

Say it with flowers

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I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."