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'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

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Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

"Read the card! Read the card!"

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"I'm not giving up the present till I see the party bag."

So what else did you get for your birthday?

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."

Russian Doll Christmas

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

"That does it, I'm getting a snow blower!"

'It's my stool sample.'

'Where are you, Mrs. Harris? I have another delivery for you.'

'You're kidding? Your birthday wasn't REALLY six weeks ago was it, darling?'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

About Santa 2017.

'I don't know about you but I spend a fortune on shoes.'

"Honey - this is soooo special!"

"Sorry I'm late. Argos was a nightmare."

'You remembered our anniversary!'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

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The wedding-day - first anniversary.

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I think the real question is, why do I feel I have to give out toys? Can't people like me just for me?

'Yes, son, it's the thought that counts. But I've found it helps if it's an expensive thought.'

'I hope you like it -- it's a stimulus package.'