Sentimental Heirloom Appreciator Gifts

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

Love Birds love dancing together

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"It was her mothers"

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

Baby car seat for a Native American.

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"One day this will all be yours to sell off to the highest bidder."

"One fine day my son, all this will be yours."

In the Year 2525

"Good night, Al. We still haven't found it."

How Staring Contests Change

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"Long time no see!"

"When I was your age, a crackpot carried a 'The End Is Near' sign. He didn't tweet it."

Jesus with mobile.

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

'I'm very proud of what he achieved during his life.'

"At the 2008 Olympics, Henry Cejudo became the youngest American to win a wrestling gold medal. His mother taught him that desire can trump despair. And then she taught him how to escape her chicken-wing armlock."

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

"I'll miss you, Grandpa."

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

'Well kiddo, I'm proud to say that in all my years of service, I've never lost a sheep...'

"I don't want to be an alarmist, but there's a dumpster in the driveway."

"Howard used to be an Elvis look-alike."

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