Sentence Structure Enthusiast Gifts

The dog chased the cat. Who can tell me what the subject is? It's grammar, isn't it?!

"Baldo, what are the parts of speech?"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

Ironing Punctuation

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"I've been reading a book of famous quotations. It's amazing how many are by a famous Greek named Anonymous."

What must every 5 paragraph essay contain? 5 paragraphs! For the last 18 years, some wise guy says that as if no one's heard it before. Congratulations. Who was this year's Mr. Predictable? You're wrong, Mr. K. A girl said it. Wow! Another triumph for women's equality in my classroom.

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

His last words were, "Stop correcting my grammar!" Here Lays Fred P. Smink.

Nick Cave

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

'Quotes, woof, woof, woof, woof, closed quotes.'

Twenty years later, Kim turns the tables on her loathsome former English teacher.

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

Bleh! What's up, little man? I can't figure out how to start my essay on integrity and honesty. Oh yeah. I once wrote one of those. Excellent. Can I use yours? Honestly?

Oxford Lexicon of Excuses for Bad Grammar and Faulty Spelling.

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Let's move on to a place where the earthlings appear smarter'

Fyodor Sologub

A girl wearing a t-shirt saying ', la'

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"